Ten Minute Tuesdays: Beached Whales Debunked
Once again, it is Tuesday, and that means you get to read my ramblings for a whole ten minutes! Not that it will really take that long to read, unless it does, I've never timed it before. Anyway, I was thinking yesterday, while trying to roll myself up and off the couch, that the phrase "like a beached whale" is inappropriate. Why? Because it is inaccurate. Granted, I suppose, it is hyperbole so perhaps I shouldn't be so harsh. But it is inaccurate. Whales, when beached, have a tendency to kinda just flap their flippers and tail for a while, then expire, unless a group of kind-hearted people stumble across it in such a predicament and have the means to pull it back into the ocean from whence it came. Not a lot of people can honestly say their experience is quite like that of the whale. Some might be unable to do more than flail a bit while facing the possibility of expiring, I suppose, but I certai...